My Utile Center

Where I live we have so many birds. All different types of birds fly around my house and neighborhood all day. Last night I heard this knocking outside my window. I just kept hearing it for hours, it was starting to get very annoying, so i decide to go outside and check it out. As soon as I got outside it stopped. That is always what happens. Then I heard it one more time from the other side of the fence. I slowly snuck over to where I thought the sound was coming and there it was. The most beautiful Woodpecker that i had ever seen. Well, the truth is that i don’t know if it was the most beautiful one at all, it was dark, and it was way up in a tree. But I know that it was a woodpecker from the sound that it was making. We also get the big birds that are probably the biggest poopers around. Seagulls are a nuisance. They are loud and make a terrible sound. It sounds like a dying cat, only worse. But there is one thing that seagulls do better than any other birds. They can poop on a bulls eye. I have seen more people get popped on by seagulls, more than any other bird. And out of the two dozen or so bird poopings by the seagulls, half of them have been direct head hits.One time at time at the Holiday Parade in my home town, the cheerleaders were marching in front of our schools float, and one of the cheerleaders had an encounter with the dreaded seagull. It pooped right in her eye. Now that was one of the funniest things that I have ever seen happen to a person, by a bird.

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